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iPwned

Collective noun used to refer to those addicted to the use of Apple's iPhone ("iPwn"). Used by analogy with "the damned."
In 2007, the legions of crackberry addicts were replaced by the iPwned...
by pblair December 12, 2008
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iPwned

1. What just happened to all the other SmartPhone/MP3 player makers as of MacWorld 2007.
2. What will happen to all the crackberry users once the iPhone is released.
"Wow...the Zune just got *so* iPwned..."

"I've been iPwned by my email for the last six hours while stuck in the airport!"
by DGroo December 13, 2008
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iPwned

When you buy an expensive new iPhone that fails to activate properly.
I can't believe I stood in line this morning just to come home and find the thing won't activate. I totally got iPwned.
by Andy K new york August 3, 2008
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iPwn

A play on iPod that just changes the 'o' to a 'w' for those '1337' speaking losers who think that stuff is cool. Bootleg iPods tend to have that as the logo. If you see an iPod that has iPwn on it instead, it might not be smart to trust it.
Slash: Look at my new iPod, its da shiz.
Torch: No, thats a shitty iPwn, look at that w.
Slash: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006
mugGet the iPwnmug.

iPwned

a word meaning "pwn" or "pwned", but using the "i" before it, like apple's iPod, iTunes, iMac, etc. since mac is taking over everything.
"dude! i just took out your whole team solo. you guys got iPwned!"
by Wes T September 14, 2008
mugGet the iPwnedmug.

iPwned

a word meaning "pwn" or "pwned", but using the "i" before it, like apple's iPod, iTunes, iMac, etc. since mac is taking over everything.
"dude! i just took out your whole team solo. you guys got iPwned!"
by Wes T September 14, 2008
mugGet the iPwnedmug.

iPwn 97

Someone who owns noobs all the time except 3% of the time he crushes noobs.
"That guy just pulled an iPwn 97 on those noobs"
by Noob destroyer 97 May 22, 2010
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