ipoon

someone who while talking to you keeps one ipod earpiece in as if your only worth one of their ears.

Corey is such a fucking ipoon

by scooter1 September 1, 2007

ipron

pretend to quit, but instead change your name and appear to be someone new.

hey guys, Aki said she was quitting, but instead she pulled an ipron.

by essencedef February 1, 2008

Ivornese

Ivornese, not to be confused with ivoronics which is more formally known as white bred ebonics, is not the equivalent of white-bred ebonics, but a completely separate dialect. It is believed to have originated in the era of Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer, which begot the phrase "Too Legit to Quit." Ivornese takes about every word that's not meant to be shortened, and shortens it, to something irritating and ridiculous. Ivornese is not an expansive dialect, because the majority of it is comprised by words overused and beaten to death. Words such as legit, probs (probably), totes (totally), sketch (sketchy), watevs (whatever), etc. In addition to shortening words that don't need to be shortened, the remainder of Ivornese is comprised of heinously overused words that people have become so accustomed to saying they don't even realize when they say it (this decades new 'like'). Examples include: FAIL! (Throw some D's on it maybe?), win, bro, epic, ghetto (for everything with a little dust on it), etc.

An ivornese conversation:
Ex#1)Hey girl! I'll totes be there to pick you up in mah swaggerwagon! Probs 'round 8!

Friend: Not the swaggerwagon! That car is so ghetto with its sticky cup holders and such!

Ex#2) Damn! I forgot to ask for mustard on my sandwich!

Friend: FAIL!

by DiscoveryZone May 16, 2011

imporntant

Porn that absolutely needs to be viewed. By everyone.

"Man I missed 'Black In The Saddle' the other night."
"Are you kidding me- that shit's imporntant!"

by Kirkt November 20, 2007

Imporntant

A word used when you don't do something because you want to go masturbate.

I would love to go see a movie, but I have something more imporntant to do.

by Pee-Wizzle July 13, 2012

Imorn

Scottish slang for tomorrow morning

“What are you having for breakfast imorn”

by Drew peacock ( euan ) December 30, 2020

Ipowned

When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.

Greg: Hey man whats up?

Thomas: hey man ill text you brother im at week.

i mean text you later im at work fucking iphone just ipowned me.

by Triviumofbodom October 12, 2010