ijorn

I am Jacking Off Right Now

HotLady: Welcome To The Stream!
SexyMan: Hey how are you?
SextMan: Ijorn
HotLady: huh?
Sexyman: ykwimb

by Nathan Alan February 7, 2024

icornhole

Icornhole is a show from the year 2021. The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future entered a time warp and brought back pirated optical storage copies of season 1. The theme of the show is about the future of the web show iCarly. The show ends up turning into a live webcam show were freddy pounds carly and sam in the ass and sometimes spencer and nevel join in(nevel usually goes for freddy though). Carly usually goes STA(Straight to Anal) and then sam blows freddy afterwards(Shit dick and all). They have been known to do dvda and creamed cornholes(cum farts).

Some black guy: Yo nigga did you catch that bootleg icornhole over at da piratebay? I bet those bitches cump all the time.

Samual L Jackson: Ya Motherfucka! Freddy tore those bitches asses up. Those bitches ain't gonna walk straight for weeks! Royal with cheese motherfucka!

by cornchuck18 June 4, 2009

ihorny

When somebody gets super horny over mac products

My girlfriend was watching the iphone 5 preview.. man she was so ihorny

by special k523 July 25, 2012

iporn

IPorn is the word for people who are porn addics that like porn so much they put it on there IPod video, and watch them on the go.

"Dude check out my Iporn videos!" other dude says "oh for the sweet Iporn!".

by Quentin B. March 21, 2006

Ivornese

Ivornese, not to be confused with ivoronics which is more formally known as white bred ebonics, is not the equivalent of white-bred ebonics, but a completely separate dialect. It is believed to have originated in the era of Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer, which begot the phrase "Too Legit to Quit." Ivornese takes about every word that's not meant to be shortened, and shortens it, to something irritating and ridiculous. Ivornese is not an expansive dialect, because the majority of it is comprised by words overused and beaten to death. Words such as legit, probs (probably), totes (totally), sketch (sketchy), watevs (whatever), etc. In addition to shortening words that don't need to be shortened, the remainder of Ivornese is comprised of heinously overused words that people have become so accustomed to saying they don't even realize when they say it (this decades new 'like'). Examples include: FAIL! (Throw some D's on it maybe?), win, bro, epic, ghetto (for everything with a little dust on it), etc.

An ivornese conversation:
Ex#1)Hey girl! I'll totes be there to pick you up in mah swaggerwagon! Probs 'round 8!

Friend: Not the swaggerwagon! That car is so ghetto with its sticky cup holders and such!

Ex#2) Damn! I forgot to ask for mustard on my sandwich!

Friend: FAIL!

by DiscoveryZone May 16, 2011

iPorn

Porn stored on your iPod.

iPorn. 1,000 pornstars in your pocket.

by supr598 January 9, 2008

iPorn-ing

Verb. To engage in sexual activity while watching porn on an iPad.

James: Look at that couple on that balcony, they're totally iporn-ing!

by Mepa February 9, 2010