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HotLady: Welcome To The Stream!
SexyMan: Hey how are you?
SextMan: Ijorn
HotLady: huh?
Sexyman: ykwimb
ijorn by Nathan Alan February 7, 2024
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icornhole 

Icornhole is a show from the year 2021. The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future entered a time warp and brought back pirated optical storage copies of season 1. The theme of the show is about the future of the web show iCarly. The show ends up turning into a live webcam show were freddy pounds carly and sam in the ass and sometimes spencer and nevel join in(nevel usually goes for freddy though). Carly usually goes STA(Straight to Anal) and then sam blows freddy afterwards(Shit dick and all). They have been known to do dvda and creamed cornholes(cum farts).
Some black guy: Yo nigga did you catch that bootleg icornhole over at da piratebay? I bet those bitches cump all the time.

Samual L Jackson: Ya Motherfucka! Freddy tore those bitches asses up. Those bitches ain't gonna walk straight for weeks! Royal with cheese motherfucka!
icornhole by cornchuck18 June 4, 2009
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ijorn • iporn • Iornzilla • icornhole • Icornic • ihorny • IJOing • Ijonae • ijordan • Imorn
When somebody gets super horny over mac products
My girlfriend was watching the iphone 5 preview.. man she was so ihorny
ihorny by special k523 July 25, 2012
IPorn is the word for people who are porn addics that like porn so much they put it on there IPod video, and watch them on the go.
"Dude check out my Iporn videos!" other dude says "oh for the sweet Iporn!".
iporn by Quentin B. March 21, 2006

Ivornese 

Ivornese, not to be confused with ivoronics which is more formally known as white bred ebonics, is not the equivalent of white-bred ebonics, but a completely separate dialect. It is believed to have originated in the era of Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer, which begot the phrase "Too Legit to Quit." Ivornese takes about every word that's not meant to be shortened, and shortens it, to something irritating and ridiculous. Ivornese is not an expansive dialect, because the majority of it is comprised by words overused and beaten to death. Words such as legit, probs (probably), totes (totally), sketch (sketchy), watevs (whatever), etc. In addition to shortening words that don't need to be shortened, the remainder of Ivornese is comprised of heinously overused words that people have become so accustomed to saying they don't even realize when they say it (this decades new 'like'). Examples include: FAIL! (Throw some D's on it maybe?), win, bro, epic, ghetto (for everything with a little dust on it), etc.
An ivornese conversation:
Ex#1)Hey girl! I'll totes be there to pick you up in mah swaggerwagon! Probs 'round 8!

Friend: Not the swaggerwagon! That car is so ghetto with its sticky cup holders and such!

Ex#2) Damn! I forgot to ask for mustard on my sandwich!

Friend: FAIL!
Ivornese by DiscoveryZone May 16, 2011
Porn stored on your iPod.
iPorn. 1,000 pornstars in your pocket.
iPorn by supr598 January 9, 2008

iPorn-ing 

Verb. To engage in sexual activity while watching porn on an iPad.
James: Look at that couple on that balcony, they're totally iporn-ing!
iPorn-ing by Mepa February 9, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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