The Internet works on IP Version 4 (IPv4) addressing. It is predicted that sometime late in 2011 that no more IPv4 addresses will be available. No doubt the press will declare the end of the Internet, and that all communications will soon cease. This the the IPOCALYPSE.
Predictions on the demise of the world, the end of the communications, and what companes will be affected will run rampant in the mainstream news. Some people will load up their women, guns and bibles and head to their cabins in Montana.
Of course, engineers have already thought about the solution, with the uber-practical name of IP Version 6, and are just waiting for the business and liberal arts fraternities to wake up and spend some money on the transition instead of smelling their armpits before heading out to an arts festival.
Predictions on the demise of the world, the end of the communications, and what companes will be affected will run rampant in the mainstream news. Some people will load up their women, guns and bibles and head to their cabins in Montana.
Of course, engineers have already thought about the solution, with the uber-practical name of IP Version 6, and are just waiting for the business and liberal arts fraternities to wake up and spend some money on the transition instead of smelling their armpits before heading out to an arts festival.
After the ipocalypse the Internet will fail and the entire world will collapse into economic failure.
by Etherealmind May 11, 2009
Get the ipocalypse mug.The act of a perpetrator taking a horrific bowel movement, leaving said bowel movement unflushed, and closing the lid, which allows it to ferment for an extended period of time. Later on, an unsuspecting victim, who walks into the bathroom to relieve his or herself, is already positioned closely over the toilet to lift the cover, and is nearly knocked over by the sight and smell of the atocity, causing them to rush back over the bowl for the immediately induced vomiting. The still unflushed bowl, now with vomit added to the stew, is even more potent than before, and the victim is forced to look at this mess again, and induces more vomiting, as they struggle to reach the flush mechanism to end the vicious cycle.
Guy 1: My stomach is still in knots from when I recieved some Las Vegas Ipecac when I got back late last night.
Guy 2: Whoa, I thought that was an urban legend. Wait, so who did it?
Guy 1: I...I can't figure it out. We were the only two people that slept here last night, and I left for the night after you.
Guy 2: You left with the girls...you think, maybe one of them?
Guy 1: No way, I ruled that out. You know how chicks are with shit, they would never leave any evidence they did the deed in someone else's throne room. Especially not this one last night...this was done with the intent to harm...with malice.
Guy 2: Whoa, I thought that was an urban legend. Wait, so who did it?
Guy 1: I...I can't figure it out. We were the only two people that slept here last night, and I left for the night after you.
Guy 2: You left with the girls...you think, maybe one of them?
Guy 1: No way, I ruled that out. You know how chicks are with shit, they would never leave any evidence they did the deed in someone else's throne room. Especially not this one last night...this was done with the intent to harm...with malice.
by CoachRiley August 10, 2009
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A cross between an Italian and a Mexican. Usually human in both appearance and nature, though one may, upon occasion, wonder. Itacans prefer a life of bitchery and constant whining. They are short and rather stocky. The culinary object of desire has been observed to be chalupas. Career choices involve opportunities to bitch a plenty, did I mention they bitch a lot?
A large majority of species is reported to be male.
A large majority of species is reported to be male.
by Cake and Pie December 26, 2007
Get the itacan mug.When your iPod / MP3 player suddenly and unexpectedly wipes out all your music, causing fear, panic, and usually mass amounts of illegal downloading to replace the lost songs.
"Oh man, I just had an iPocalypse! I lost like 4000 songs!"
"Ian had an iPocalypse and now has to re-download all his music from torrent sites."
"Ian had an iPocalypse and now has to re-download all his music from torrent sites."
by Kaboooooooooom January 26, 2009
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(shin-if-a-kcated)
1. The act of being kicked in the shin(s)
2. to get hit in the shin(s)
3. being in pain from getting hit in the shin(s)
(receiving pain in your shins)
(shin-if-a-kcated)
1. The act of being kicked in the shin(s)
2. to get hit in the shin(s)
3. being in pain from getting hit in the shin(s)
(receiving pain in your shins)
by Difo December 9, 2008
Get the Shin-ifacated mug.when you are in public (espicially in a school hallway) and embarrasing music comes on and your music is loud and to the fear of others hearing you lower to unaudible sound or change song immediatly
Mike: i was going to algebra and my ipod was up all the way when shania twain man i feel like a women came on and i got total iParanoia and had to lower it ALOT
Barthelamuel: I got iParanoia with barbie girl its ok i just changed it though
Barthelamuel: I got iParanoia with barbie girl its ok i just changed it though
by broadway bobby February 16, 2009
Get the iParanoia mug.Paul: Well, i am trying to get you those papers you asked for but I misplaced them and it's time to go to chow, come back tomorrow.
Josh: You are fat and that's vintage IPACnish
Josh: You are fat and that's vintage IPACnish
by Slow Poke and the Fan Boys July 19, 2011
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