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A cross between an Italian and a Mexican. Usually human in both appearance and nature, though one may, upon occasion, wonder. Itacans prefer a life of bitchery and constant whining. They are short and rather stocky. The culinary object of desire has been observed to be chalupas. Career choices involve opportunities to bitch a plenty, did I mention they bitch a lot?

A large majority of species is reported to be male.
"Hey, did you meet my new friend?"
"No, who is it?"
"His name is Dave, he's an Itacan."
itacan by Cake and Pie December 26, 2007
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A pairing, or relationship with Italy and Japan from the anime Hetalia: Axis Powers.
"Hey, my OTP is ItaPan. What is yours?"

"The most adorable pairing for me is ItaPan."
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itadango 

ItaDango is the lovely bond between Itachi Uchiha and Dangos. The bond is so strong that nothing can separate them. If anyone knows Itachi, they know he treasures his dangos above all (except for SasuNaru). Dangos are his only love.
Person 1: ooooo, come and look at this picture of Itachi
Person2: he has dango, its ItaDango

ITADANGO NOT ITASAKU
itadango by chibi_Kimi_gwen March 15, 2015
ItaHana is the ship name, combining the names of Uchiha Itachi and Inuzuka Hana from the hugely successful manga Naruto by manga-ka Masashi Kishimoto (Naruto was later converted to an anime, has produced several films, countless video games, and has a squeal series detailing the events in the second half of the manga, it's know as Naruto Shippuden or just Shippuden).

ItaHana is a rare pairing and is considered a crack ship, paling in conpairison to ships like ItaSasu and ItaSaku. This is due mostly to Hana's rare appearence in the manga, to the point that most people forget that she is Kiba's older sister, and the fact that Hana and Itachi never met. (This is debatable, for the gap between Itachi at age four to the time he killed the clan is realatively unknown.)

Dispite it's rarity and it's crackishness, ItaHana as a small yet devoted following of fans. There is more fanfiction than there is fanart, for this pairing and only one fanvid.
"Itachi only ever smiled around two people in his life. His brother, and that loudmouth Inuzuka girl, Hana."

*smirks* How's that for ItaHana fluff?!
ItaHana by Nanashi Akatenshi May 5, 2009
I TRIED TO DEFINE THIS WORD BUT THEY REJECTED IT SO PLS ACCEPT IT THIS TIME URBAN DICTIONARY
NOW IM TOO MAD TO EVEN SAY ITAIANA ANYMORE

ItsCandi 

"ItsCandi fucked my mum last night and I ain't even mad"
ItsCandi by Fuckinepic February 3, 2021

ItIcanCeCeeit 

When something invisible is belonging to me and I have a need from the gravitational pull of Venus to being able to see it and use my items
ItIcanCeCeeit the invisible diamonds from the molten hot defameltiesy
ItIcanCeCeeit by Snowy100 November 11, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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