io

A british* acronym for instead of.

The lecture is on Tue io Thu.

OR (it may be used with dots)

I bought some bananas i.o. apples.

by veekadikoydegskupayialiyor December 31, 2012

IO

Shorthand for "it's Over"

Daniel: "Your Craigslist buyer backed out..."
Marianne: "IO."

by mabmoney June 11, 2015

io

Jovian moon that orbits around the planet Jupiter.

by u.ber. August 21, 2003

io

Io is mommy

Io have sex with me plz

by The flower of your eye November 22, 2021

IO

A zombie queen with an irresistable personality.

"IO can't brain today. She has the dumb."

by Carie Ann March 30, 2008

io

in•for•ma•tion o•ver•load
adj.

1. Business. Sadistic practice in
which a subordinate is given
ambiguous instructions to
complete arbitrary tasks. Also
see “spreadsheets.”
2. Computer Science. Loss of
superhuman state due to
executing subhuman tasks
normally performed by automated
systems. Also see “Windows.”
3. Law. Conditional state reached
in the first year of Law School.
Also see “BAR Exam.”
4. Math. Required state to attend
courses involving “string” in
their title. Also see “MIT.”
5. Medicine. Conditional state
reached in the forth year of
Medical School. Also see
“residency.”
6. Physics. Conditional state
reached during doctoral
dissertation in which common
sense is overwritten with
theoretical knowledge. Also see
“Steven Hawking.”

Superhumans suffer io due to subhumans lack of understanding technology.

by Corey Lohr June 4, 2004

Io

Io is unfathomably large; it is said the largest dragon who ever lived is smaller than a single one of his scales, which are blue, gold, brass, or red, and edged with silver and dark purple. He can, and does, appear as any age or breed of dragon, however.

Mostly used to replace other gods as if to avoid being offensive

Person A: Hey dude, did you finish your homework last night?
Person B: Oh for the love of Io, I forgot.

by nappadarappa December 9, 2010