Intrusive thoughts

Intrusive thoughts is an expression that's used wrong most of the time. Real intrusive thoughts are unpleasant and should never be acted upon.
What most people mean to say is Impulse thoughts

Video of a man kicking an annoying kid down the stairs
Commenters: He let his intrusive thoughts win

by kiwidodo February 9, 2023

anal-intrusion

When you get fucked in the ass.

Davey man, Last night I got Anal-intrusion! It felt so good!

by Nezzi September 7, 2005

Ass intrusion

When you are penertrated from behind, without consent

"Jimmy pass the spanner"
"No.I think I'll intrude your ass"
"Noooooooooooooo"

by kamal Ali January 20, 2004

cranio-rectal intrusion

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

by BiggerD October 14, 2010

Rectal Cranial Intrusion

The medical term for having one's head up their own arse.

"You know Dan in sales? The smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion?
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*

by Zombat September 20, 2011

Incidental Italian Intrusion

Phrase coined in Buffalo, New York. Refers to the accidental anal penetration of a dago girl from Riverside, CA.

Mr. H slipped his member into the butthole of the young Italian dago, Miss P

oh dear that's the incidental Italian intrusion!

by budmcbudsinton October 4, 2009

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.

“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022