Intervene 

The action performed by someone who is “Built Different”, and has been forced into taking charge of the situation. Takes place most commonly during a crisis.

Guy#1: “Dude, NASA just said that a huge solar flare is gonna wipe out the Earth’s atmosphere! What the fuck are we gonna do?!”

Mark Whalberg: “Guess I gotta get involved.”

Guy#1: “What? What can you do to stop it?”

Mark Whalberg: “Intervene.”

Intervene by ¥—¥ June 27, 2020

divine intervention 

When a miracle happens. When the hand of God reaches down and saves someone from a life threatening or dangerous situation.
When someone is placed in the right place at the right time to be a catalyst for someone in need, when the person in need may have been in angst about how they would get through a certain situation.

It has nothing to do with sports.
When I was sick, and didn't know how I was going to get by, or eat- get medicine, and someone was anonymously inspired to slip assistance under my door, or bring me food or take me to a doctor.

Missing any form of transportation you were supposed to be on, and discovering it was in a terrible accident, or driving a different way to work/school, or where ever you were to go and missing a major accident.
Those who were running late or stopped to do something else, or were scheduled to be out of the office on 9/11- any scenario when a life or injury was spared because of out of the norm circumstances. To me these are more plausible examples of divine intervention.

divine intervention by akak8ty July 30, 2006

Sex Intervention 

When a group of friends gather around to teach one friend everything there is to know about sex and sexual related things (i.e. positions).

We're gathering up with James for a sex intervention this weekend.

Sex Intervention by Sk8erGirl14 January 16, 2009

interyention

Portmanteau of intervention and yenta (Yiddish for matchmaker/busybody). An interyention is more invasive than an intervention, and leans more toward interfering.

My mother wants to introduce me to her Zumba teacher's son, but I refused, as her last interyention did not end well. There's only so much therapy I can afford and can fit into my week.

interyention by KittyinQueens January 16, 2021

intervision

"Television" watched via the internet e.g. YouTube, Hulu, Myspace Video etc.

"You need to get off the computer, that intervision will rot your mind!"

intervision by Kurt 8 Keiner November 10, 2009

intervention

1. An attempt often by a group of people (typically family and friends) to have someone get professional help or counseling with an addiction. The word intervention is used when a traumatic event involves addiction to drugs, alcohol or other substances.

2. The title of a television show on A&E. You can watch people struggle with their addictions. At the end of the show, the addict is surprised with an intervention by family and friends.

1. Ken: Where you headed to man?

Anthony: I gotta go home. My Mom and Dad finally decided to have an intervention for my sister and her sex addiction.

Ken: Damn! I better call your sister and wake her ass up outta my bed.

2. Shannon: Hey girl!

Linda: What's up girl!

Shannon: What you doing?

Linda: Watching "Intervention".

Shannon: Again?!

Linda: Hell yeah! This alcoholic-chick is drinkin' mouthwash like kool-aid!

intervention by hmbell2002 January 27, 2009

Penile Intervention 

A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.

"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"

"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"

Penile Intervention by Becky 'Barn Owl' Barnett August 1, 2006