The Intercourse

By adding the word “the”, intercourse no longer singularly includes penile insertion into the vaginal cavity but expands to entail all sexual relations, whether that be inhalation of the dong, the australian smooches, or even a brush of a titty as you sit down on the couch.

Want to have the big sex?

Nah let’s have the intercourse

by WhyMyPPsmall March 18, 2018

intercourse

Verbal communication between two people. Rarely used any longer in this sense because of the North American singular preoccupation with sex; it would evoke snickers at best, and gross misunderstanding at worst, in virtually any situation.

Our intercourse over lunch was less than pleasant, and we spent the rest of the day not speaking to each other.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

intercourse

usually refers to sex. see sexual intercourse also.

i had hot intercourse with him last night!

by sexyyy July 26, 2005

intercourse

radical invasion of the inner twat

to have intercourse, you stick ur dick inner twat.

by paulel July 30, 2008

intercourse

the smarticle name for sex

Sex Ed Teacher: And always wear a condom when you have intercourse
Student: Oh, you mean when you have sex?

by macncheesenadia November 15, 2010

Intercourse

Intercourse means "communication". By itself doesnt mean anything sexual unless it was callled "sexual intercourse".

Only perverts think of intercourse in a sexual way.

by velvet glove July 20, 2008

Intercourse

A game where 2 or more friends get together and create a sentence. Going clockwise, every person in the group can add a word. This game is great for bored friends and can get very sexual. Singling a member of the group is permitted.

"Start the intercourse!"

by tsbrownel December 31, 2009