intercombine

1. to take two or more objects that do not belong together by any means and join them.

2. any two or more objects that can brought together.

1. i intercombined my brother josh and a girl.

2. we intercombined two practice drills today.

by mark meiners October 18, 2008

Intercourse, PA

Small town in Lancaster County PA. Home of the oldest Amish settlement in the country. It's part of the crazy town names in the area. Just down the road is Bird-in-Hand, across the field is Paradise, and over the mountain is Blue Ball.

To get to Intercourse, PA go through Bird-in-Hand, pass Blue Ball, stay on the same road, and you'll find Intercouse. Afterwards you'll go through Paradise.

by jumbojumbo August 16, 2010

Intercourse Amigo

An alternative phrase for 'fuck buddy'. May be more widely used when in the presence of a more adult, or mature crowd. Also works in front of cops to lighten the mood when making a report.

My girl got herself an intercourse amigo, man I'm gonna beat the shit out of him one of these days.

by Savage 6062 February 11, 2013

intercoma

1. an extremely long pause during a public announcement over an intercom, where the microphone is still keyed and making static noise, indicating a brain fart by the person making the announcement.

Bruce was very nervous on his first day as a stewardess. While making the the safety announcement, he slipped into an "intercoma" in the middle of explaining the oxygen masks.

For nearly thirty seconds, the microphone hissed in the passenger's ears until he regained his train of thought.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

intercom groomer

a way to talk to children without being seen

some kids were buzzing my brothers front door so he started to talk to the children, i said "stop being an intercom groomer you paedo"

by lanazetec125 July 18, 2011

emergency intercom

the best podcast on the planet. enya umanzor and drew phillips make penis jokes and tell ky to shut up. drew is undeniably a straight alpha male.

josh: have you listened to the latest episode of emergency intercom?

josiah: no

by whatwouldyoudoifwhenyouokayso July 11, 2022

Double-intercourse

While having vaginal sex with a woman you either

A. Accidentally have your balls slip in the anal cavity

B. Or have you penis miss and enter the anal cavity

Shit dude, me and sally accidentally had a double-intercourse last night

by T_dono09 December 6, 2018