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Captain Intensity

I lived with a buddy who was always so intense about everything around the house. No one did the dishes, someone drank his beer so we ended up calling him Captian intensity

A buddy who is intense about everything
Dude I fucked Tammy last night

Man thats my girlfreind bro

Chill out captain intensity I used a rubber
by Tyler Bohannon March 5, 2007
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Smoldering intensity

When Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson raises his right eyebrow in concern, curiosity or just to flex.

Sometime done by Dwayne in the event of something serious or catastrophical about to happen.
"Dwayne posed with his smoldering intensity towards his fans"
by GSA84 February 4, 2022
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intensitities

Used to describe very large and/or beautiful female breasts.
Joe: Bob, sweetest intensitities at your 3 O'clock!

Bob: Dear God! Intensitities indeed!
by magDude101 March 8, 2008
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Intensify

To add more value to a word
Person 1: Man you’re such a nerdd
Person 2: Why’d you spell it with 2 D’s, there’s only one?
Person 1: to intensify it, duh
by Dragmaster2000 February 26, 2020
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The intensity is greater than 1

1. A traffic intensity greater than one erlang means that the rate at which bits arrive exceeds the rate bits can be transmitted and queuing delay will grow without bound (if the traffic intensity stays the same).

2. When something is so intensely awesome/cool, you just have to point this out.
1. I don't understand science.

2. Boy 1: "I just got a 20 kill streak in black ops, how intense is that?

Boy 2: "The intensity is greater than 1."
by lmnopqrs11 January 16, 2011
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intensity

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really shitty team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy
1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.
by D.J. 'Burth December 10, 2008
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Intensitive

"I cant believe you moved my coffee, I bought that coffee and you've taken it away from my life, why are you committed to destroying my life and putting me on the streets because you moved my coffee"

"You're being so intensitive, you asshole"
by Leafgirl72 September 15, 2020
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