Code for a cocaine dealer. Derived from the terms associated with cocaine like "snow" and "lift tickets".
by Favnuts April 25, 2008
Get the Ski Instructormug. One who is sneezed on, kicked, cried at and generaly critisized for attempting to make your kid not sink to the bottom of the pool. An occupation involving hours of cold water and silly songs.
When Timmy didn't complete level 6 I sure gave that swimming instructor a peice of my mind!
The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'
The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'
by Khezef June 27, 2008
Get the swimming instructormug. when a woman is lying on her side while being anally penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her clit to eat her out while simultaneously performing anal sex on her to give them both the most explosive orgasms
hey did you see bj penn's fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!
by youngrichandblack November 14, 2012
Get the yoga instructormug. A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.
I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!
by FatFreddie75 December 4, 2018
Get the Scuba Instructormug. A really cool and awesome person who mucks out horse stalls, grooms horses, feeds horses, rides horses and teaches people how to ride horses.
(Riding instructor asking riders to do things on a group lesson)
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*
by awesome horse luver April 24, 2010
Get the riding instructormug. A man or woman dedicated to improving the physical fitness of others through the implementation of a rigorous workout schedule. Because of their well toned bodies, they are often the target of many sexual advances.
Girl 1- "Hey, do you think that new girl in spin class is really here for the workout?"
Girl 2- "No way, she totally came to throw herself at our buff fitness instructor. How sad."
Girl 2- "No way, she totally came to throw herself at our buff fitness instructor. How sad."
by GirlUpstairs April 27, 2009
Get the Fitness Instructormug. "he is a vibe instructor"
by imrexysexy August 15, 2021
Get the Vibe Instructormug.