instantaneous orgasm

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009

Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.

As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.

by Termy August 3, 2007

InstaSmashed

The redrunk. When one Bloody Mary gets you instantly as smashed as you were the night before.

"Did you see that girl passed out in front of the bar?" "Yeah that bitch was instasmashed." Or to the tune of sanasa "instasmashed instasmashed instasmashed.. I just got instasmashed"

by HeatyV April 17, 2015

Instaissance Era

the era of time in which an Instagram user experiences a rapid increase in likes per picture on each of their posts. The Instaissance Era is generally followed by a dramatic increase in posts by the user and concludes with a steady decline in likes per picture as posts become repetitive and mediocre.

Dude: "Wow, ever since Jenny got hot she's been getting a fuck-ton of likes on all her IG pics."
Chick: "Yeah, we've fersure entered her Instaissance Era."

by cpv_13 March 2, 2015

Instaspank

Pounding your meat to random Instagram pics.

I couldn’t find any porn that was working for me today so I decided to instaspank instead.

When I’m at work I just instaspank. I can’t look for porn on the company network.

by Eaton Holgoode April 1, 2018

InstaTard

mostly effects kids/teens around the age of 11-15 mostly white and only listens to billie eyelash and kpop this is actually dangerous cause these kids like to sexualize themselves on instagram witch attracts pedos if you see one of these accounts witch if you use instagram YOU WILL make sure you report it for their safety

InstaTard:omg i have 500 followers
logical person:you should delete those sexualized pictures half your followers are probably pedos
InstaTard : yoU aRe JuST JelLY

by thechas3 December 7, 2020

Instafan

People who don't know you, being obsessed with your every move on Instagram.

Boy: "Is that you friend?"
Girl: "Nah, that's an Instafan. They just follow me, but I never met them before."

by Chicaxo July 29, 2014