Instamatically

For dumb asses who want to sound intelligent by combining the words instantly and automatically into one word

Boss: did you finish the assignment I gave you?

Dumbass: yup, I instamatically completed it when I went home last night.

Boss: who the hell hired you?

by Jersey1031 January 26, 2012

Instamazing

Adjective:

Instamazing is formed by combining "Instantly" and "Amazing." It is used to describe something that is amazing right from the beginning. For example, when a beginner starts out at an expert level, he may be described as "instamazing."

1) Did you see that? It's Gordon's first day snowboarding, and he just did a misty flip! He's instamazing!

2) Everyone already loves the 2011 Camaro. It's not even out yet, but it's instamazing!

by Jacob Ames January 9, 2008

instafan

that one person you don't really know that likes all your pics on Instagram

"I just posted a new pic on Insta. I'm still waiting for my instafan's like cause I kno I can always count on them."

by italianpotato January 3, 2016

instamagic

When a photo is dramatically improved by Instagram alterations or photoshopping.

Damn did you see that pic of Heather on FB? She got fine after high school.

Man I saw her at the bar last weekend. She's still beat. That's Instamagic

by mattsells3 March 9, 2017

instabanger

when an outfit/style is ready to get a lot of likes on instagram. Another way to say fashionable

Kendra is wearing a really nice street fashion.

"Damn, Kendra your outfit is an instabanger"

by loyaldonutss June 19, 2018

Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014

Instawank

when you wank over someones insta account because the wifi blocks porn

James: i just did an instawank over Chelsea's fat arse

by SouLessGingER666 July 29, 2016