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Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
by joshuaware January 25, 2016
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Instanutt

When you see a photo/person/object and instantly either cum inside your pants or make your panties wet
Linda saw a picture of Spongebob and instanutt right in her panties!!
by @DarkDime November 4, 2019
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instatute

A combination of the word instagram and prostitue, aka instagram prostitutes.
dude, how is this chick on instagram in so many different countries every month?

that's easy man, she's just an instatute.
by Crothyk December 2, 2019
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Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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Instabitch

Low T millennial whose sole function in life is to facilitate his girlfriend's Instagram feed by taking photos and placing himself in precarious positions to get that perfect shot. Never appears in her feed.
Is Tyler banging Morgan? No, he's just her Instabitch.
by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019
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Instabaiting

The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.
Katie was instabaiting so hard leaning up against that graffiti wall yesterday.
by Instabaitor October 29, 2017
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Instabate

When you cant contain yourself and instantly masterbate where ever you are.
Dude, yesterday I was on the bus and there was this really hot girl and I just had this urge, so I instabeted rigtht there on the bus! Instabate!
by missachan400 May 26, 2010
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