instabonerific

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!

Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....

by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009

instamodel

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.

Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel

by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018

Instabomb

Instabombing is the act of uploading all of your images to instagram at once. Done mostly because instagram's upload process is so lengthy; you end up filling the entire queue with your pictures and everyone gets annoyed.

I was out of cell phone range for the whole weekend, so I uploaded my all of my pictures at once on Monday morning. Man, my friends were annoyed that I instabomb everyone with my pictures.

by Grrrrn July 8, 2012

instaboner

Noun.

When a male's penis gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.

When Jennifer Aniston offered me a blowjob I got an instaboner.

by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007

Instanbonious

Something or someone that arouses a male in such a way that they get a boner instantly. (Verb)

Did you just see Jessica's face? It was totally Instanbonious.

by kramavelli March 11, 2014

instabook

1. Slang used by the elderly for popular photo sharing website Instagram
2. The posting of a picture on instagram

1. Whatcha doing? you instabooking?
2. that's a nice photo you should instabook that

by Greyham June 15, 2013

instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017