Instablista

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.

*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!

by TayNation July 11, 2010

Instabitching

When a person starts bitching on an Instagram post.

Ellen: Just ate birthday cake with my friends! So yummy :D
Natalia: OMG, you had birthday cake?! Why didn't you invite me to your party?! You're so mean! I hate you!
Ellen: Jeez Natalia, stop instabitching on all my posts.

by )_Me_( February 3, 2013

instabitch

a bi-polar person when they get angry. they go from instacalm to instabitch

look at that bi-polar guy over there hes such an instabitch

by dora tree April 8, 2009

instabitch

A man who walks around following his woman with her phone taking photos of her for instagram.

No Dean, that's not the right angle.

Oh bro, Dean is definitely her instabitch.

by tredge June 29, 2019

weaponized emotional instability

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.

Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

by Joe Lavode May 17, 2018

Instablast

v. to feel an immediate and mutual suspicion or dislike for someone you have just met

I can tell by his smug face that we aren’t going to get along. He’s on instablast.

by seeyounextwednesday September 17, 2016

Instabilitybernwerpozovengayfogofen

This is an example of what happens when you eat too much apple pie and start playing "speed scrabble memory" and stop caring about the rules... or the boundaries of the playing board. :

It could also be a name for an economically unstable central european country.

Hey... I've got this indescribable feeling.. but I gotta express it verbally!!!

theres always supercalifragalisticexpialydocious ...

dude.. that's gay.

well then just say... Instabilitybernwerpozovengayfogofen .

by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008