inFUCKtion

Definition-

inFUCKtion : an infection of any kind, whether it is viral or bacterial that really pisses you the fuck off because of the damage it is causing.

Past tense -
inFUCKted can also be used for the ones that are lucky enough to survive an infection.
My mom and Joyce, my best friends, both died of an inFUCKtion that were resistant to antibiotics.

The number of confirmed case of people with the Coronavirus doesn’t equal the number of the inFUCKted people plus the number of recovered people no matter where you look.
by FallNHeartBreaker May 19, 2020
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infucktion

If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.
The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.
by dar ted April 13, 2006
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infucktion

Sexually transmitted infection, STI is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of sexual contact, including vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and anal sex. ...
If you're going to have sex, there really is only one way to protect yourself from contracting an INFUCTION, and that's by practicing safe sex. Latex condoms will keep you protected against most infucktions.
by CanuckGirl March 08, 2010
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ear infucktion

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
by Vitamin_Deficiency April 05, 2011
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Ear Infucktion

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.
by Otsego69 March 01, 2016
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Ear Infucktion

When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.
"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"
by Edward Francis October 18, 2007
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EAR INFUCKTION

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.
Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.
by Yasirt November 20, 2007
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