infomercial

Show lasting 28:30 minutes attempting to sell a particular product on television. Most infomercials air in the overnight time periods, but do run all hours of day.

Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting midget tossing.

by Luigi March 24, 2004

infomercial

The stupid long ass commericals that only morons buy from.

"marks an idiot so he buys stuff from infomercials"

by kim October 16, 2003

infoverload

A condition of the human mind caused by excessive information absorbtion, often under some type of stress. Often characterized by increased thought flow, jitteriness, and extreme thirst. Usually not healthy for long periods of time, it can be helpful for limited bursts of work, like cramming for finals or finishing a procrastinated project.

"Hear John passed out the other day?"
"Yeah, during the Bio final?"
"Yeah. Saw him the day before. Looked like infoverload to me."
"Prolly. He's always been a procrastinator...."

by Brad Slocum September 20, 2005

Infomercial crap

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".

"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."

by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008

Infomercialist

Someone who does infomercials for a living. Has an extremely loud and almost annoying voice, but can sell goods on TV like a fiend.

Billy Mays (RIP) is the all time legendary Infomercialist

by Billy hopstopper October 13, 2009

infomercial

Annoying commercials where the people selling stuff send subliminal messages, often by reapeting the same thing over and over, or shouting really loud.

Set it, then forget it!

by CT August 10, 2004

infomercial

Something you watch in the wee hours in the morning when you've had too much coffee and stale Timbits to know any better.

Wife: *calls from upstairs* Honey are you still watching those electric ab belt infomercials?
Husband: grrrrrmmmmmmmmmphhhh *drools*

by FuNkY mOnKeY October 15, 2003