Inept Cabbage Head

To be an Inept Cabbage Head is to have the equal brain capacity of Sir Steve Bruce

Inept Cabbage Head is to be a constant failure, a Girthy piece of meat and have the football knowledge of a an American.

by Rusty1201 October 20, 2021

Inept Waitress

A term to describe any girl (or guy, for that matter) who brings drama to the table, when CLEARLY you didn't order it.

One of my booty-calls is being such an inept waitress right now. I told that bitch to get it straight... I didn't order any side of drama with my happy meal. Must be that time of the month.

by Bash Masterson June 5, 2009

inept cunt

A cunt who is clueless. She is blind to her cluelessness.

Lindsey is an inept cunt

by GenghisBilly December 17, 2014

emotionally inept

Someone who has little or no grasp of other people's feelings and/or problems assessing how one should act towards others emotionally.

'He just punched her in the gut and carried on playing without any apology or sign of remorse'
'He's so emotionally inept'

by Clownporn93 November 19, 2013

Socially Inept

Unable to judge and improvise interactions with other people in a acceptable or 'normal' manner. By a mix of being too keen or plain ignorant the socially inept seem to live in their own world exempt from who they're talking to.

Josie : *Winks flirtingly*
Ben : Oh do you have something in your eye? Want me to go get you some eye drops?
Josie : You are so socially inept *walks off*

by orta therox March 26, 2008

intellectually inept

Person having the ability to reason and understand but makes decisions and choices not suibable to the purpose.

Person's rent is due but no matter they take 1/2 the money and get a tatoo saying the landlord won't mind. Later that afternoon they decide to buy beer and go to the beach because the landlord won't like getting half the rent. Rest of week is spent avoiding the landlord. Finally landlord catches up with the renter and has him evicted on the basis that he is intellectually inept and this pattern will likely continue.

by Jane Barb January 28, 2012

Sexually Inept

A characteristic defined by people who are sexually unconfident, unskilled, or someone who just can't get laid in general.

Matt just can't find a girlfriend, he always get nervous when hanging out with women... I think he's sexually inept.

by OEKP February 15, 2019