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incontinence

When you shit and you can't control it. Maybe you got loose bowels.
I woke up this morning and sure enough, the bed was full of shit. I have incontinence.
by Dumase October 17, 2008
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incontinence

when you wet your pants and can't control the activity.
man1:beverley did you wet yourself

beverley:yeah i have incontinence
by iamomega94 April 23, 2009
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Oral Incontinence

When one simply cannot cease to let the shit flow out of their oral cavity. Internal thoughts made external.
Rogelio: Damn. That girl got a hairy asshole!

Martha: Ay Dios mío- Rogelio has oral incontinence!
by ROLLCALL6969 October 3, 2022
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weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.
Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
by smacky.jack July 2, 2023
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Moral Incontinence

n. Condition of someone having morals, possibly even very fine ones, but tending to leak or spill them at times, often under the influence of alcohol or other substances. Creates an offensive, embarrassing odour and requires washing.

Some would argue that those who display moral incontinence don't actually have morals any more but merely remember them well.
That prank in the nightclub was another fine display of moral incontinence.

I'm afraid that over the years the dear Captain has become morally incontinent.
by Cotedor July 28, 2009
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incontinent

A condition usually found in older people in which shit and piss on themselfs.
Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
by Don August 13, 2004
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Incontinent

Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.
Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.

Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
by toutestpossible August 11, 2010
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