Inconfident

A mixture of being wimpy and lacking self-esteem. Incompetent, incontinent and..."not, confident."

Thom: Dude, don't be inconfident.
DeMarco: I'm not, I'm not...I'm just...
Thom: See?!
DeMarco: You're right. I'm inconfident.
Thom: Inconfident.
DeMarco: Completely inconfident.

by Spli©e August 24, 2014

Incontinentia Buttox

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

From the Life Of Brian.

"he has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know."

by -cow_go_moo- May 25, 2021

incontinent

1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.

2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.

1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.

2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."

by MKC323 February 12, 2008

Incompfident

A Portmanteau of incompetent and confident, describing a condition where one lacks any discernible talent, yet is excessively self-assured.

I just interviewed another Indian for the software developer position, what an incompfident fuck.

by Ronald Mcgoo July 29, 2014

incontibent

When you can't control you bladder and or anal sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.

Guy: Guys I can't make it tonight. I pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?

by njriv June 19, 2016

Incontinent S'more

An incontinent smore is a typical smore with the chocalate exchanged with a peanut butter cup. When the assembly is pressed together during the final stage, the peanut butter cup oozes the brown peanut butter center giving the illusion of incontinence.

Hey guys gather around the campfire and let's make some incontinent s'mores!

by Kyle Clary October 4, 2008

incontinent

to lose control of your bodyily functions

i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003