infistigate

To investigate by way of fist(s).

1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.

2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.

Roger recommended I lay down a large tarp before infistigate Cindi's supple body.

by SlattsofNanook March 2, 2015

invisatondog

The smartest creature in the universe. Holding both an MD and a Phd. If it’s possible to think of a problem. Invisatondog knows it.

I was diagnosed with cancer but Dr invisatondog cured that.

by The_silent_1ne March 23, 2022

Ibis Jerk

This is a masturbation technique, when u have an erection simply bend your dick forward with one hand creating the shape of the beak of an Ibis bird, whilst keeping your member in this position use your other hand to begin masturbating at your own pace.

The other night I was watching some porn on the internet and decided to do the Ibis jerk, it felt great.

by badman2232 February 26, 2011

INGISP

This is a variant of the word "incel". It refers to people whose attractions are based upon gender, that have no luck dating people whose attraction is based upon sex. An ingisp (involuntary not getting into supersexual pants) will try to transplain why you should still be attracted to this person, but to no avail.

John: Come on, man, why won't you date me?
Peter: Because you have a pussy, man, I'm only into men with penises.
John: That doesn't matter, bro, I'm as much as man as any other!
Peter: I'm supergay, you're just being ingisp. Grow up.

by supersexualities May 9, 2021

Invisa-Bucks

When you want something and you don't have any money for it.

Jack: Oh my GAWD! That xbox cost $99! but i only got 20!
Joe: That sucks, you can borrow some off me.
Jack: thanks joe, can i pay you back in Invisa-Bucks?
Joe: F**k you....

by Formithis March 11, 2013

indistinct

something that is unclear and difficult to see, hear, or recognize.

If you're at a restaurant and you see people chatting but you can't hear them, those are indistinct conversations.

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 1, 2018

Pancake Incision

The idea originates from Chappelle's Show. It is slang for a woman who has no butt.

The butt is entirely flat as a pancake.

White Pixie: "What ever happened to some good old fashioned Pancake butt?" "Now that's what mom used to make." "Nice and flat!" "No cupping necessary." "The line starts all the way at the bottom." "It's not even a line." "Just a tiny incision if you will."

A: "Yo check that girl's ass out!"
B: "I don't know what you're talking about! She has a pancake incision."

by 14th Street DC May 19, 2010