paint it green and throw it in the grass

that's what you said when talking about something useless

- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass

by Enrique Licciardi January 2, 2009

snake in the grass

A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.

Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."

by Nick D March 4, 2005

snog in the grass

eating a female out, oral sex

After simple snogging, John and Martha decided to try a snog in the grass.

by Margott November 4, 2007

Snake in the Grass

A person (normally male but can be female) who waits for a relationship to be over/in trouble before pouncing on one of the pair.

James breaks up with Sophie. Jacob is a snake in the grass

James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"

James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".

by pinityoufairy December 20, 2010

Snake in the Grass

A Slitherin mother fucker that won't stop hiding among the blades and brush eating four leaf clovers. Usually a total nonfriend loser that is fake and snakey af. Forked tongue lookin no friends motherfucker.

Kristina eating four leaf clovers like a Snake in the Grass.
Ever since you became a Snake in the Grass you won't get of that brush.
No friend lookin forked tongue person is a total Snake in the Grass.

by Hunterclan June 22, 2016

Snake in the grass

Describtion of some one who waits off to the side watching events unfold and will swoop in and grab any spoils when no one is aware

Eg. a snake in the grass is some one who claims for themselves a beverage or food that you left briefly unattended

by Dicko261182 October 15, 2009

snake in the grass

the term refers to a long rolled out piece of bubble/full melt hash laid inside a joint or blunt. the hash, resembling a thick piece of spaghetti, usually a dark brown or black, is the "snake" in the marijuana "grass"

NOT recommended for novice smokers

W: "hold on a sec. im rolling the hash out. we gotta put the snake in the grass before we light it up"

J: "the snake. oh god. the snake will get you"

W: "the snake always gets you"

by my iq is 55 March 1, 2011