IMplode

To try not to laugh because your boss is there while you are receiving hilarious IMs

Dan totally IMploded when Katy recounted her weekend over IChat. His boss asked what the hell was wrong with him.

by allatymhaha April 13, 2009

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(v)it is when one is subjected to such a shock that their male genital organ is sucked up into the body and later retrieved in excramential form.

bob: i imploded yesterday
Not Bob: dude, sucks.
Bob: i know dude, and know im gay

by jiga the nigga December 12, 2004

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The act of having sexual intercourse with someone whom you dislike very much. This can be done to secretly disperse one's STD's into the partner, thus creating a lifetime of hatred, and self pity.

And the orgasm feels extra awesome too !!!

Susie: Hey Jen, what did u do last night? I had an amazing sexual experience with Jeff last night.

Jen: Well, Susie, it's funny you should ask. Because I also had sex with Jeff last night.

Susie: WAIT !!! Don't you have aids?

Jen: Why yes, Susie, I do indeed have aids. And have I ever mentioned that i hate you?

Susie: OMGAH !!!!....... *shoots herself in the head*

Jen: Once again the implorgasm takes a life.... LOL

by Bianca Delgandio June 17, 2007

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Implode

When a friend is trying so hard not to bite at banter directed towards them, that he explodes from the inside out, causing extreme distress and an excessive knock in confidence.

Everyone: "Lucky can drink a lot faster than you, Spence"
Spencer: "F*ck off! Talk to me when you can down a pint faster than me"
Everyone: "Oiiiii nibble!!!!! He's about to implode!"
Spencer: "*silence* *banter slowly eats way at Spencer's soul*"

by ckbsb April 24, 2015

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Implodential

Refers to the expression of a mathematical exponent, which is both exponential and implosive in its decay, collapsing the graph which represents said decay. It exclusively applies to exponential decay formulas, and may not be applied to exponential growth formulas.

"I swear, the rate at which that dog is eating itself is nearly implodential. Wait... where did that thing go?"

by Mrs. Jellybottom September 9, 2013

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