text impediment

Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.

Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!

Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.

Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.

by Two D's August 6, 2009

trump impeachment odds

Extremely high odds that something will happen.

Think I can dunk on this toddler basketball hoop?
-Ya dude, I'd even give you Trump Impeachment Odds on that one!

by BBKingette February 21, 2017

Sense of impending doom

Sense of impending doom. Sense of impending doom anxiety symptom: You feel as though something extremely bad is going to happen. You may also feel as though your world is coming to an end.

Laurent was overwhelmed with a sense of impending doom as the finals were coming up.

by Dr.LeMe March 20, 2016

impeach

to put someone or something in a giant peach

The man was not impeached because there were no more peaches, so he was imoranged.

by Big Del IV February 17, 2010

Impeage

To ejaculate onto a specific area.

"...i am going to impeage all up in your momma's hair."

by Soft Serve July 9, 2006

Bush impeachment

1. The act of removing the hair in the bikini area

2. The removal of office of the current president of the united states for lying, and crimes against humanity

''Im gonna go impeach my bush real quick before we go to the beach.''

''you think the democrats will ever carry through with the bush impeachment?''

by jenna talls April 24, 2007

Impeachment Posse

A new nickname for the Trumpster and his criminally wealthy family and friends, once known as Mr. Trump and his entourage.

The Impeachment Posse’s lookin’ mighty fly with all that bling on the way outta there!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019