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Impale

To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity.

To stab with a large object.
Person 1: "How was your night last night"
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"

Rochelle got impaled by J last night!
by CJRealtalk May 7, 2015
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impaled

The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.

Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.
Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.

Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!
by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016
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Impaler

Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)
Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler
by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006
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impaler

The nick-name given to a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or larger(this is an exageration stressing the size)
dude, that guy has a massive wang, he could like impale 10 chics on that thing
he should be called the impaler
by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006
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Impaled

Ohhhh, guess who's getting impaled tonight
by Olg@ September 23, 2016
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The Impaler

A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).
Oh my gosh, I'm like, so sore. The Impaler crushed my insides last night.
by TheMysteriousCharmer June 6, 2016
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impaled

To caues a point object to go into or through someone or somthing.
I can imagine myself impaled through thouse oversized horns of his.
by cool and hot August 4, 2016
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