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impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.
My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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Genshin Impact

An annoyingly addicting rpg/gacha game from 2020. F2p’s are pretty common, but have sort of a hard time, because of pulling addiction.
I either win my 50/50 on Genshin Impact or I grind primos 48 hours straight till I gat a guaranteed.
by Youraverageidiot November 14, 2022
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Genshin Impact

An addictive game to make you lose money
Genshin impact took 50€ from me in one day.
by Rara 21 December 15, 2021
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giga impact

When a boy and a girl are both naked and the boy runs straight at the girl and gets his dick in her pusse
I heard that Dave did a giga impact on his girl last night!!!
by mwiz March 3, 2015
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cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.
"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."
by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004
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impact

The word you use in your English essay to replace either affect or effect because you're a piece of celery that's to stupid to figure out which is the proper one to use.
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major AFFECT on the ecosystem?
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major EFFECT on the ecosystem?
...
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major impact on the ecosystem.
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genshin impact fans

toxic mfs who will send u death threats if u don’t like their ship or favourite character, will get offended at the smallest shit and cry or threaten to off theirself because they didn’t get the character they wanted.
me: i don’t like venti he is annoying
genshin impact fans: die
by nzskjssjsnsjdnsns May 19, 2021
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