Illegitimate

A straight up whore fucking any dick in sight majorly without protection, leaving her with at least a dozen children each with no fucking clue who their daddy is.

1. Aint Shequiesha having yo baby? Hellz naw that bitch illigitimate.

2. Yo nig which bitch is yo illegitimate Lafonda or Shamonda?

by El Zacko September 16, 2008

Illegitimate Rape

Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".

"Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time."

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012

Illegitimate Retard

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.

Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"

by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022

Illegitimate girlfriend

The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"

Ange was soooo Brad's illegitimate girlfriend before his breakup with jenn

by trixy sparkletits aka stabooby February 26, 2009

illegitimate stepdad

A man who unlawfully takes on the care of children he did not help conceive.

That guy does everything with/for those kids as if they were his and he's not even married to their mom. What a great illegitimate stepdad!

by ladycap December 12, 2013

illigitimacised

To illigitimize with over emphasis.

"that brain surgeon illigitimacised that lobotomy patient's frontal lobes"

by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011

illegitimate

To get messed up beyond belief.
Drunk, high, etc.

Aye, lets go get illegitimate as hell this weekend mayne.

by Michael baganz December 26, 2008