Jody Iles

the most completely and totally awesome and amazing person to ever have lived in the history of earth.

Q: Who is the most completely and totally awesome and amazing person to have ever lived in the history of the earth?

A: Well, Jody Iles, of course!

by Dr. Box Man December 9, 2008

iLipSmear

When you have gloves on and you have to answer your iPhone. You are in a conundrum. Do you remove you glove? NO! Use your bottom lip (never your upper lip,tongue or teeth) to "slide to unlock". You leave an iLipSmear on the bottom of your phone.

Yo foo, the gold in yo mouth scratched my screen. Don't use you teeth! Awe-man, now i gots a big o iLipSmear...

by Yowazup February 3, 2010

ilesha

A sexy goddess of lust, loyalty, independence, strength. The best you will find.

Damn that girl is such an ilesha

by SatansMistress December 19, 2016

Iepsoned

To get someone to dry snitch on someone else.

You hear about Johnny getting fired?
Tommy had Billy tell the boss he left work early Friday

Oh so he got Iepsoned!

by KOD1015 February 27, 2023

Sept-Îles

a small town located in the middle of butt fuck no where (QC, Canada) with sexually confused teenagers and a Tim Hortans café

"Have you ever been to Sept-Îles before??"

"lol where?"

by princess_swallows September 22, 2016

ilessthanthreeyou

an indirect way to say iloveyou, all cramped into one word.
it came from <3 - which is an emoticon denoting a heart, which basically means love.

so, i<3u is the same as its worded version of ilessthanthreeyou. ;)

someone 1: i heart youuu a lot you know
someone 2: well, ilessthanthreeyou too! :P

and they all lived happily ever after.

by eh_eh February 27, 2008

joe iles

A bearded life-form who often shape shifts (generally the bearded area) to accommodate the needs of the public.

Oh look the Joe Iles has a handle-bar today, hooray for gays!

by /.-./.-./.-.- February 24, 2009