When a male (preferably names Ilan) sits on a small tiny dick of a female. The male is the one who groans and then realizes that he is a female and his partner is in fact a bi sexual transgender half women.
by Gay Owen lover 69 April 24, 2019
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by unevensquash November 16, 2021
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by bigbootyhoeeee February 11, 2013
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by itskaibitches May 9, 2021
Get the ilana mug.Ilana is usually a good girl who is so beautiful u could spot her across the room she is usually Christian with average grades and has the best personality ever, she isn't like any other type of ordinary girl she is hilarious! One word she says with brighten your day.she is also and expert at kissing,one kiss by her and you will drift in your thoughts about kissing her everyday.if she is mad you should mostly leave her alone.she is single sadly Bo are to scared to ask her out there scared she might say no because her beauty is so strong
by KrystalHutch May 17, 2018
Get the Ilana mug.Noun. An adorable, quirky girl who everyone loves. An ilana can be Jewish because she is quite literally a chosen one. Ilanas can sing like the spice girls or Maria Callas. She has skin softer than a walrus. Although they sometimes miss your mouth, her kisses are to die for. Ilana may be prescribed as an alternative to psychotropic drugs due to her calming and loving qualities. She often loves boys who are nerdy and who really doesn't deserve her. Only one true ilana exists.
Verb. To think for hours about an ilana (N)
Adj. Perfect.
Verb. To think for hours about an ilana (N)
Adj. Perfect.
1) I went to the temple's friday night live music event and fell in love with this ilana. You should find one.... oh wait she is one of a kind.
2) The only excuse any teacher would accept for why you do not have a paper in on time is if you ilana all night.
3) That ilana is so ilana.
2) The only excuse any teacher would accept for why you do not have a paper in on time is if you ilana all night.
3) That ilana is so ilana.
by Pink Walrus January 11, 2011
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