i have the high ground

Something to describe as in of altitude limits within the ground.

Obi-Wan "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"
Obi-Wan "Don't try it"

by Robert_Fonza March 29, 2017

when i have time

I'm never gonna do it

Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time

by The one and only :) June 27, 2017

I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON

...So? Go have sex.

"HOLY SHIT I COULD FUCK A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA TYPE 'I HAVE A RAGING HARD ON' IN THE SEARCH BAR RIGHT NOW EL OH EL, WHORES." - You

"I'm a website, what do you want me to do?" - Urbandictionary

by The Website February 26, 2013

I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

by mrRected April 16, 2010

i have no gf goodnight

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.

I have no gf goodnight.

by Yesyeshello November 27, 2017

I have no friends

Something true.

I have no friends.

by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021

i have a wife

1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio

Oh, you are so big and hard. -Sorry, I have a wife.

by dildo777 July 18, 2018