oblivious

ADJ. Not having a keen conscious awareness; Lacking memory (forgetful)

1. Bush is oblivious to budget disaster.

2. It certainly takes some degree of obliviousness for someone who has
invited himself over to your table to recognize that he is unwelcome.

by Steve Beger March 12, 2004

oblivious

David

Sophie keeps giving hints that she likes him but David is too oblivious to realise

by GeorgeSYS May 25, 2019

Oblivious

really stupid and unaware

Wow, I'm really oblivious, I never realize when people are on the phone and then I make an ass out of myself.

by yeargh March 27, 2015

oblivious drop

when your friend is hooking up with a girl at a party and you drunkenly stumble into the bedroom and hit the tv next to the bed, knocking the vcr on top onto the girl's head and interrupting the magic.

dammit, last night luis pulled an oblivious drop and nearly killed natalie

by redlovesheets69 February 3, 2009

Oblivious Fuck

A person (typically a guy) that has no idea they could smash if they just asked. Oblivious fucks tend to be the unknowing putting a girl in the friend zone

Girl 1 -"God I'd fuck Jake in a heart beat if he'd stop calling me bro and take me to a movie."

Girl 2-"don't bother he'll always be an oblivious fuck"

by Ramdomchick268 February 25, 2015

gimp-ilicious

A very hot or attractive handicapped or disabled person.

guy 1-"Dude, that chick is hot" guy 2- "Man ,shes in a wheelchair. One legs longer than the other" guy 1 - "I dont care, she gimp-ilicious"

by supersab September 6, 2010

Oblivious

Pretty much Harry Potter summed up in one word. I mean, he was clueless to the things straight in his face.

*made up*
Harry: How long has this been going on?

Hermione: Quite awhile, but for some reason you didn't know.

Ron: Yeah, mate. Your oblivious to nearly everything!

Harry: That isn't true!

Heemione: Harry, it is true.

by (×_×; November 3, 2016