by UrbanDicter1 September 27, 2019
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"Yo, I just bought an iBong last night, and the fucker crashed on me, I had to restart it, and by the time I got it running again I was flacid"
"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"
"I love my iBong, it's the greatest thing since the ipud"
by Herbert Bonabanga January 19, 2006
Get the iBong mug.To have virtual sex via a hand-held device such as an iphone or blackberry and very descriptive textual information.
Would you mind slipping me a quick ibone while I wait for my son to come out of school? Consider me naked. Ya ready?
by petuniafarmer January 20, 2009
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(prononcued Ib-bo or legnthened when shouting to Ibbbboooooo)
to "ibbo" a situtation (verb) or "ibboing your way out of it' (adj)
When a series of events by your own doing that should lead to complete failure but actually lead to an unexpected, overwhelming victory.
(prononcued Ib-bo or legnthened when shouting to Ibbbboooooo)
to "ibbo" a situtation (verb) or "ibboing your way out of it' (adj)
When a series of events by your own doing that should lead to complete failure but actually lead to an unexpected, overwhelming victory.
"JOHN! Don't put your hand in that food blender its turned on!"
John : "oh look my hand is fine and i found a winning lottery ticket in the blender!"
"jesus you really ibbo'ed that one John."
John : "oh look my hand is fine and i found a winning lottery ticket in the blender!"
"jesus you really ibbo'ed that one John."
by urbanwins1987 March 25, 2013
Get the Ibbo mug.The sensation that occurs, from heightened excited, in or around your crotchal region when you play with the new apps released for the iPhone and the iPod Touch. Usually resulting in no less than a semi.
Dude: "I'm thirsty! Give me a beer from your iPint....gulp gulp gulp...oh god..."
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"
Tool with iPhone: "Dude, do i spy an iBoner in your pants"
by scobb August 17, 2008
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