I fucked your dad

the ultimate diss/comeback nobody has anything to say to it, coined my an lloydminster native Matt Schneider

Person 1: "fuck off dickhead"
Matt Schneider: "I fucked your dad"
Person 1: "uhh..."

by Fergie55 February 19, 2015

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And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

by goodlord! November 24, 2015

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I fucked your mom

I love you and have loved you since we were 13

Richie: I fucked your mom.
Eddie: your an idiot, but I love you too.

by Carter ÙwÚ March 20, 2020

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I fucked the shit out of her

When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.

First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"

by Bustex August 4, 2016

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