A medical condition which causes the following symptoms : Bitching about your roommate, Sucking too much dick, decreased sex drive and no desire to be a man in any way.
by RemingtonBard May 5, 2011
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"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"
by nyaha2 May 7, 2009
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Very common in people of African-American decent. It happens when you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.
Jamal: Yo, Malik, lets go to Dashauns house, he having a party.
Malik: Man, I cant. I just ate.
Jamal: Oh, you got itus right?
Malik: Yeah, I ordered some take out from Mings.
Jamal: That place is the shit, yo.
Malik: Mmmm...
Jamal: Malik. Malik?...Dumbass negro.
Malik: Man, I cant. I just ate.
Jamal: Oh, you got itus right?
Malik: Yeah, I ordered some take out from Mings.
Jamal: That place is the shit, yo.
Malik: Mmmm...
Jamal: Malik. Malik?...Dumbass negro.
by Melbug March 11, 2009
Get the Itus mug.A fast spreading sickness among youth, in which, they start shit with everyone as long as they have their friends to back them up.
If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.
by Kevinnnnnlolz May 11, 2008
Get the start-shit-itus mug.Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
by Double triple February 5, 2022
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terry: Hey man what you upto later
John: Dunno lol
Terry: Dude whats up with u and lol u have a problem
John: yeah its my lol-itus, lol.
Terry: Fuck that man i aint talking to u no more, ure such a fag
John: lol :-(
John: Dunno lol
Terry: Dude whats up with u and lol u have a problem
John: yeah its my lol-itus, lol.
Terry: Fuck that man i aint talking to u no more, ure such a fag
John: lol :-(
by CharlieHobbit4 February 24, 2009
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Dad: Oh no! Here, take some robux immediately!
Kid: Thanks! I could’ve died!
Dad: Yeah! Be more careful next time!
Dad: Oh no! Here, take some robux immediately!
Kid: Thanks! I could’ve died!
Dad: Yeah! Be more careful next time!
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