something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.
Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!
Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)
Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)
Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)
Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)
by TwanDiggity August 10, 2005
by niggyniggy May 21, 2018
Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.
*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me
BigJB21: god I wish that were me
by lukewarmwolf December 21, 2018
A phrase that doesnt mean much on its own but when spoken by Jmangan, its the worst thing that can or ever will be said.
God I fucking hate you
by DaPoonSlayer November 26, 2018
The practice of worshipping our lord and savior hei hei the chicken from moana please spread the religion and make memes out of it. Its what hei hei would have wanted. Send nudes to help the cause (no dick pics)
by Jeffboar /same name discord February 26, 2019
I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!
by TheGayWho'sDeadInside October 18, 2018
by Red pikmin November 22, 2022