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shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted
by fruitermelon January 16, 2010
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I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020
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I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
by goodlord! January 5, 2021
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She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019
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i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh
guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*
by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025
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i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job
Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister
by smaxta August 13, 2007
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i farded on my own boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner
by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021
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