Hypotenuse

The hypotenuse is a silleg term in which is equivalent to the Bisector x2.

Hypotenuse ÷2 = Bisector.

by TheLastLost December 24, 2021

Gay Hypotenuse

The side of a right triangle opposite the right angle. The gay hypotenuse is a freak of nature and always is 8==> in length.

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| \ <--Gay Hypotenuse
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by Bawlf-Man March 10, 2009

hypotenuse leg

Lifted from mathematics, a cruel(yet humerous)term for someone who walks with a cane and has legs as screwy as a willow tree.

Clear the sidewalk, here comes a hypotenuse leg!

by mecaro October 17, 2005

Hypotenuse

A highly trained female professional skilled at both hypnosis and massage.

David: I am exhausted and stressed out!

Michael: Give Barbra a call. She is the best Hypotenuse in town! When you wake up after your massage, you will have no memory of any stress.

by FoamFan January 27, 2013

hypotenuse

In a three-way, the member who is the only participant of their gender is the hypotenuse. SUch a term is used because in a right triangle, the side that's across from the right angle is referred to as the hypotenuse. It is the unique side of the triangle, just as the only member of their given gender in a three-way is unique in that situation.

Person 1: "Dude, you'll never believe it. I was in a three-way last night. And I got to be the hypotenuse!"

Person 2: "Lucky. I've never even been in a three-way."

by PearlJam24 May 17, 2014

hypotenus girl

that girl who you see at a party who is pretty dgaf/ hardcore who is into the grunge/ metal scene. you would hook up with her, but you wouldnt really tell anyone about it, even though she was really good.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GIRL OVER THERE!!!
Yea what about her...?
SHES SO HXC I WANT HER!
So your saying, she is a hypotenus girl.
YEAH EXACTLY.

by erichxcyo September 23, 2007

Hypotenuse

Code word for penis.

Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.

Uses:

1. To discretely refer to male genitals.

2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).

1. "My hypotenuse is 12 inches."

2. "You my dear sir, are a hypotenuse."

by crazfulla December 17, 2010