by Guciemman April 17, 2011
Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*
Public: Stares at the shopper
Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.
Public: Stares at the shopper
Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.
by UltimateDoge July 25, 2021
Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.
by kenneth j. s. March 26, 2007
by Life is harrd May 02, 2019
A person who, upon watching an episode of House, is convinced they have the same disease as the main patient from that episode.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.
She is such a House Hypochondriac.
by Magi Con Carne February 24, 2011
Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.
This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.
by postitnotes June 30, 2010
Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.
Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.
Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.
by Calman321 October 17, 2007