booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

by Jedibean January 10, 2008

Hpnotiq

a blue liquor that is made of vodka, cognac, and tropical fruit juices, that can be drank straight or mixed with other liquors like hennessey to make an incredible hulk

I bought a bottle of hpnotiq yesterday

by kissablekristi November 25, 2003

hypnotized

is when a girl moves her body around in cirlces and has a boy horny

damn you got me hypnotized
yeah i can see your dick is up too

by aaliyah December 24, 2007

hypnotits

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.

Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.

by Zomar October 2, 2007

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

Hypnotize

The act of putting someone into the altered mind-state of hypnosis.

Please hypnotize me to help me stop smoking.

by EroticTist May 14, 2008

hypnotizing chickens

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.

"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)

by Four Iron Feet April 27, 2010