NBA Hypebeast

These people don't have any knowledge on the league, & goes with whatever the media says.These are the "fans" that don't watch the regular season, but when it comes to the Playoffs, they act like they watched the entire season.

Me: Who do you like better Kobe or LeBron ?
NBA Hypebeast: The Black Mamba, he got more rings!
Me: Aight, Bill Russell or Michael Jordan then?
NBA Hypebeast: Who's Bill Russell !?
Me: -.- Your dismissed kid !

by @newdegelo February 24, 2013

Hyper Weapon

Euphemism for penis

My hyper weapon will pierce the heavens! Gahahaha

by Rance-sama July 9, 2014

hyper succ

When you get such a good succ that the air becomes a vacuum that shoots the space creating a little vacuum that explodes then if you're lucky it come back to earth

Did you see that guys dick, he probably got hyper succed

by Palcho January 3, 2017

Hyphenated-Names

For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.

Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.

Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!

by Big Ed Moustapha- December 24, 2012

hyperacusis

an ear condition,in which one has a collapsed tolerance to normal environmental sounds,which normally would not bother a person with normal hearing's ears.certain sounds will cause your ear drums to cringe,and have a spasm which is described as "fluttering" in the ear drum.it can be more severe in some cases than others from what i understand.it is caused by a number of things,such as prolonged exposure to loud noise,prolonged use of certain drugs,such as aspirin,head trauma,and many others.all though there isn't exactly a total cure for it,the ear's tolerance level can be brought up greatly by using pink noise cd's.by doing so it can get alot stronger,and it will be able to tolerate more noise,but it will not make the ear 100% better.

i am 18 years old and already have hyperacusis,mainly cause i did the stupid thing by listening to music on headphones daily,for 8 years,played in a band that practiced significantly loud,and used aspirin for a long period of time,due to the fact that i thought i had a non-existant heart problem.DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS ME.

by y2c January 20, 2009

Hypeness Culture

A media entertainment brand that specializes in providing its audience with news, media, entertainment, content creation and digital marketing.

Hypeness Culture be posting everything!

by UrbanSoIL December 19, 2022

hype me up

to get overly excited about someone else doing something well.
if a boy is hyping up his girl he is being extra excited about how good she looks or how great she is.

boy: oh my god babe you look so good in that picture damn my girl is the hottest

girl: aw look friends my cute ass bf is hyping me up!

scenario 2:
girl: ya whatever i like your new shoes

boy: girl wyd hype me up sometimes JEEZ

by @hypegirl June 4, 2017