Hyperlolzies

Extreme lollification. Where "LOL", "LMFAO", "ROFL", etc will not convey the true magnitude of ones e-laughter, hyperlolzies will fill the void. Usually used in a manner to convey contempt for all lolling.

Person A "OMG i've just been shot! lol"
Person B "you'll probably die. Hyperlolzies"

by yossarianlives September 10, 2013

hyperglyphics

The modern version of hieroglyphics: what documents look like when they have been scrambled by file-transfer, for example, when email attachments open up as a chaos of hypertext markup, webdings, and ther bits of symbolic junk. What code looks like to technophobes. Can be used to refer to nonsense more generally speaking. A useful claim for excusing your failure to attend to tasks.

I tried to process up your invoice, but the attachment came out as hyperglyphics.

by Mas Says September 27, 2007

Hypertoothpickemia

A high presence of toothpicks in blood.

Hyper: High
Toothpick: Toothpick
Emia: Presence in blood

First came about with some folks in a YouTube comment section on a video about a similar topic.

A woman was admitted to the hospital with severe gut pain, she had hypertoothpickemia.

by CatmintTangleTabby October 8, 2020

Hyperlogical

(adj.) something that is logical beyond logical

"she's so smart, it's like she's hyperlogical!"

by rainandroses May 1, 2017

Hyperloop

The act of two men simultaneously sodomizing each other. For best results try a combining scissoring with the double squat position.

I caught my fiancé hyperlooping our gardener yesterday afternoon.

by Bouvers March 26, 2019

Hyperlocal

1) to address a location with an absurdly local description to the point where it is confusing to non-residents

2) to generally address a location with a description only comprehended by the speaker

See local, redundancy

Instead of saying, "I'm currently living in New York City", one would say, "I'm currently living on Washington street, near Tony's Pizza and the Chevron Gas Station"

or

One would say, "Take a right near the McDonald's that used to be a Auto Part Store, then go ahead until you get to that nice Falafel Restaurant, then etc..." In place of, "Take a right, then go ahead 2 blocks, then etc..."

Using Hyperlocal descriptions will surely confuse other people.

by Ron Paul is a Twat January 14, 2008

Hyperbot

"The Robot" (the dance) when put into hyper-drive

I almost crashed my car tonight because I heard some awesome jams and had the uncontrollable urge to do the Hyperbot.

by Vinny and Chris September 18, 2004