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hurtslocker

I'm gonna take Simon Phoenix and put him in a hurtslocker.
by jiggalolo September 28, 2003
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hurlock

To digress continually throughout meetings.
"We wasted 20 minutes of that meeting thanks to John's hurlocking."
by dvcarruth November 10, 2007
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Hurtlocker

One who Excels at playing victim at all times and receives great pleasure in creating and trying create more victims.
She skated through life being a hurtlocker in a world full of hills and mountains..
by MuseAlmighty June 30, 2019
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hutlock

A gay fagot who acts like he had muscles and can get the ladies but actually he gets the guys but only some
Eww look its a hutlock
by Chalres prince December 13, 2018
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HurtzLocker

A Hurtzlocker is when you prolapse you own ass to use as a cereal bowl to then but your own balls inside and pop out to seduce your target
"Hey Jimmy, I heard you gave yourself a Hurtzlocker to try to impress Stacy!"
"Yeah, I don't suggest doing it. It's messed me up for life."
by Jazzy Grapes July 1, 2021
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