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Port Huronitis

The ailment of being located in or around the city of Port Huron. It commonly affects the natives, but can be easily spread to foreigners. It most acutely affects young people from the age of 13-25.

Symptoms include boredom, cabin fever, sitting at home, "shootin the shit," sleeping for long periods or at odd hours, creeping, and logging on to Facebook for extended periods of time.

This ailment is incurable, however temporary remedies (some may consider them as Symptoms) include: going for long drives, drinking in ones basement with other natives, smoking alot of weed, visiting Danielle Drive, attending grad parties, "beachin it," reading, educating one's self, or GTFO to college.
Male Native 1: "So whats going on tonight?"

Male Native 2: "Don't ask me bro, I've had a case of Port Huronitis lately"

Male Native 1: "Damn, well shake that off and lets go to the 4H fair or to Lakeside Beach to find some females"

Male Native 2: "That'd be dope"
by blehbla492 August 20, 2010
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Hurritard

Someone who watches news reports of an approaching tropical cyclone for hours or days on end instead of going on a hurrication.
Instead of going on a hurrication with James and Claudia, we decided to stay in the strike zone and watch TV coverage like a bunch of Hurritards.
by sue11111 October 31, 2008
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In Scotland we use a slang word for a woman, this slang word is Bird, i know it sounds horrible but has been around for many generations. examples of that are, "Wow, that bird is stunning" or referring to your own girlfriend, "im going to see my bird tonight". so on to Hornithology, Ornithology is the study of birds so if you are out with your friends and your looking at alot of women (aka birds) or generally "eye-humping" women, you are participating in Hornithology, which is the studying of beautiful women (aka birds).

its ornithology with an H at the front to make it sound dirty and perverted, it works for me.....
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These sneaks is one hunit dollars.
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