humplet

1. A series of lesser tasks or ordeals that are in the critical path of a defined goal.

2. When in public, sneaking a hump on your girlfriend's leg or hip, ideally resulting in an orgasm (male).

1. I have to get over these humplets, the graduate writing exam and math requirement, before I can receive my degree.

2. I gave Lucy a humplet and I had to walk around with my shirt untucked to cover the wetspot.

by Graphis November 15, 2011

humpledump

A floor people can dance on

Dude, look at that humpledump!

by Donutsarenice February 1, 2017

Humplecuddle

Cuddling, that can lead to humping, or humping that can lead to cuddling.

An Aggressive humplecuddle strategy is necessary in these dark times; we here at Red Lobster think our Cheddar Bay Biscuits are part of this equation.

by Kingleil November 16, 2020

humplesnozzle

A sexual act orignated in Northern Siberia and then adapted by Cumbrians.

He humplesnozzled the randy bear.

by Hummplesnozzler July 26, 2004

humpsex

both humping and sexing

Rob humbsexed emory, emory giggled.

by Rob July 13, 2003

humpledorf

a humping fictious character

he was humping his lady like a humpledorf

by wildmanlives July 27, 2005

humple

1. n: A Contact pelvic thrusting mixed with huggles
2. v: The step after huggle, associated with extreme rape, followed by Eoooo!

<.:KAOS:. humples fork
<fork> GOD DAMNIT UNMUZZLE ME

by .:KAOS:. April 14, 2004