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Humpday Foreplay

Bill: "Hey ted, tomorrow's Humpday. Are you going to make it to the local brew pub for mug club night?"

Ted: "That all depends on how things go during Humpday Foreplay, but I'm otherwise up for it!"
by yamageke August 3, 2010
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humpday drinks

having alcohol in the middle of the week. XD
anyone down for humpday drinks ?
by rekboi January 24, 2017
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HollaBack Humpday

When you send out an invitation to one of your regular bootycalls on a social media sight for Wednesday night.
damn Its Wednesday and I'm horny...I'ma HollaBack Humpday my gurl Patricia on her Facebook wall and see if she's free!
by Sexyandbored January 17, 2013
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Homiesexual humpday

Homiesexual humpday is the one day of each week on Wednesday inwhich friends of all shapes orientations,sizes, and shape are able to engage in intense session of homiesexual activities without being in a true romantic or sexual relationship kinda like a quick favor between the homies (applises to all people)
Homie 1: whats good homie you lookik mighty scrumptious
Homie 2: thanks babe you too *kisses*
Homie 3: o its homiesexual humpday already?
by Its ya boiiiii6 June 24, 2020
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Happy Humpday!

Eine in sozialen Dating-Applikationen (Tinder, Bumble, Lovoo, Grinder, etc.) gebräuchliche Begrüßungsettikette, um seine Freude über die potentielle Aussicht auf sexuellen Verkehr (engl. vulg. : to hump), durch das sogenannte "Match", auszudrücken. Das englische Verb "to hump" (dt.: schleppen, tragen, vulg. bumsen) wurde hier bewusst aus den zahlreichen Beschreibungsformen für sexuelle Aktivität in der Englische Sprache gewählt. In Kombination mit dem voranstehenden Adjektiv "happy" (dt.: fröhlich, glücklich) wird so die stilistische Figur einer Alliteration gebildet.
Happy Humpday! Mein Freund ist heute Abend nicht da! Magst du vorbeikommen?
by Hans-Günther Gunterhänser April 14, 2021
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Hump Day

middle of the week
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by SendingMissileDrones July 19, 2022
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Post-Hump Day

The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)
"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"
by R.U. High February 23, 2014
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