Humplecracken

A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.

"There's crumbs in the bed again"

"Must have been the humplecracken"

by Insideoutgirl May 8, 2009

humpable

highly attractive; sexy; "bomb"

Janine is so humpable..

by Johnny Blaze April 25, 2003

Humaliate

To crassly subject your sometimes unknowing wife to abusive ridicule by forcing or allowing her to publicly defend your lying to her about your sexual misdeeds, as practiced by Anthony Weiner, Elliott Spitzer, Bill Clinton, Mark Sanford, Jim McGreevy and a veritable plethora of other elected officials on both sides of the aisle. "Both sides of the aisle" may be defined variously, as the specific circumstances of each case may dictate.

Anthony Weiner, along with a seemingly endless array of philandering politicians, would HUMALIATE his wife, Huma Abedin by repeatedly placing and embarrassing her in front of television cameras while continuing to lie to her and the public about his sexting and beneath contempt, twisted sexual escapades.

by Yooj October 3, 2013

humpable

n. Highly attractive; "fine." Typically said to express a desire to engage in sexual relations with.

Janine is mad humpable.

by CrunkDawg April 30, 2003

humpage

sexual mileage, sexual longevity

"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009

dallas humballing

getting a woman to suck your balls whilst humming the theme tune of dallas.

du du du du du du du du du dallas humballing

by dodothebiy December 16, 2009

humball

(1) The act of taking a man's testicle(s) in your mouth and going "HMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!".

See also "bawhum" (scots) and "plum hum".

(2) Can also be used as a derogatory term.

(1) That Tracey that works in Abdul's Kebabs gives a mean humball if you buy her a half of Bucky!

(2) See Alec in sales? A right humball and no mistake.

by juux December 22, 2004