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humorsexual

A person who thinks sex is funny.
Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.
by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006
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Hummussexual

A person who has a penchant or extreme love of middle eastern foods.
I am so in love with Lebanese food I am changing my sexual preference to Hummussexual.
by Bazilico September 29, 2010
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humansexual

Can be used in several ways.

1) As a positive adjective, a humansexual is identical to a pansexual, wherein another person's gender is irrelevant in regards to having an affinity for them. A humansexual is above all else attracted to humans as human beings.

2) Can be used as an insult to bisexual or pansexual people and could be a compliment for some. In this respect, the person being given the label is so indiscriminate as to label them a whore. They are so hyper-sexual that they are willing to have sex with whomever they see fit for the time being. It is not the person they care about, but their abillity to please them sexually. Most of these humansexuals are only really horny and not actually bisexual.

3) Can be used as a noun to describe someone who possesses an abillity to make anyone feel attracted to them. Gender and sexual orientation is completely disregarded because the person in question is so beautiful that it does not matter. This is, of course, is so rare it's practically non-existent.
1) My friend says she doesn't fall in love with a man or woman but the person's soul.

2) Colin Farrell and Madonna are two slutty humansexuals.

3) Angelina Jolie is the epitome of a humansexual. Everyone wants to have sex with her.
by stardust February 21, 2005
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hummersexual

one who attempts to covers up their inadequacies by
driving an enormous petrol-guzzling behemoth in order to gain respect
"Bob might only get 6 miles to the gallon, but at least the world knew he was a hummersexual"
by BloominEck November 9, 2008
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hummersexual

A hummersexual is a large or obese homosexual
Person 1: "Did you see that huge guy over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Kevin told me he's a hummersexual."
by the Cheekybadger September 9, 2012
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hammosexual

A hammosexual is someone who is aroused by glazed hams
Tommy, a hammosexual climaxed at the sight of Jenny's pineapple and bourbon glazed ham
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humorsexual

1. Describing someone so hysterically funny that it makes them irresistibly sexy.

2. When a person finds humor to be sexually attractive.
Conan O'Brien is so humorsexual I would pound him like yesterday's beef!
by ViciousValentine March 18, 2010
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