humanatee

A special breed of enormous, lazy bureaucrat resembling a manatee. Natural habitat include desks, strained office chairs, office buffets, and the Oprah show.

That bitch wouldn't even get off her fat ass to fetch me my pay stub. Oh the humanatee!

by humanatee December 15, 2009

Humanatee

a woman who is severly overweight and wearing skippy clothing eating a double whopper at burger king.

Hope you dont see one

by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005

humanah humanah

a random expression when you dont know what to say!!

hello er um humanah humanah

by bobjim January 12, 2008

Humana

From spongebob, when your zoning out and all of the sudden you come back to reality.

Max: are you even listening to me?

Jordan: HUMANA

by Spicysalt October 2, 2017

Humanasm

A spiritual form of orgasm triggered by the inspirational or kind acts of others.

Those most prone to intense humanasms are hippies, optimists, women, and lefties although anyone with a heart is capable.

Humanasms can be enjoyed solo, or in large groups.

With every pound added to the donations total, Lenny Henry had another humanasm.

by www.mybrokenpencil.co.uk March 22, 2011

Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.

She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."

by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016

humanascophericmaximaphobia

humanascophericmaximaphobia is the phobia of humans.
this can be caused by someone annoying and/or toxic to your life or simply not having a social life and avoiding/not enjoying socialising with humans.

me: i never go outside of the house or talk to anyone!

voices in my head: sounds like you have humanascophericmaximaphobia

by cowboii March 25, 2019